IT'S PROBABLY JUST ME

Sooo, I walked into the men's room at the Detroit Science Center today. I was minding my own business when I turned the corner and saw this. I don't know why it made me think of a woman. I don't KNOW why. But I found myself taking a pee, standing there wondering what genius came up with this idea.

So I took a whiz and thought, Well, maybe the Science Center meant for it to look like a big old vagina? Then I thought, Maybe I accidentally walked into the Detroit Institute of Arts. Then I thought, Maybe, just maybe, I'm the only idiot who thinks this looks like a big old vagina.

So, I took a picture of it to show my wife who was waiting outside with our sons. I showed the picture to my wife and she said, "Where did you find that?!" I said, "I just took the picture in the men's room." She said, "It looks kind of like a funky shaped, woman's hoo hoo don't you think?" So that's when I knew I wasn't entirely an idiot.

When you compare a regular urinal to the one I saw today I have to believe that my wife and I are not the only ones who saw a hoo hoo.

However, as I was looking up urinals to find a normal one for this post when I came across these.





















Now I think the Science Center urinal looks normal. That's education for you.