ENGLISH FLASHBACK

I want to see the surveillance video. I am willing to bet good money that my high school English teacher took the time out of her day to grade this paper.

She had a bee in her bonnet from day one and liked to shower her opinions as gospel to her students every chance she got. Needless to say, she and I didn't get along.

I disagreed with her point of view one too many times, so as a nice little treat I got to spend the last half of my senior year taking English in the lunch room.

Yes, she really did send me to the lunch room "for the rest of the year" and I got to pass English without listening to her "teaching."

Win/Win, I say.